If I were Bella Swan

Truthfully, I wouldn't call it 'fan' art, but there's no section that I feel is appropriate.

Okay, so my tablet is freaking out (I need a new pen tip or something) so I had to hand draw then upload, some of the dialogue got cut off so if anyone's curious just say so.

1) Yes, I did start off as Bella, but it's okay, I got better.
2) And Emma does enjoy choking her bitches.
3) Eddie is a very bad dog.
4) Hobbes would be so proud...
5) Yes, that is Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis.
6) Termination failed.
7) I really wish that worked.
8) Seriously, if you ever let me loose in a book store with enough money to buy food from the in-store coffee shop, I would never be seen again.
9) Points and a cookie to whoever gets the reference.
10) What do you think?

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